Ok. The 9/10 score is probably more nostagia than anything. That said, this game holds up surprisingly well. The graphics are what you expect from an 8-bit game and the sound is what it is. The real star though (no, not Mike Tyson), is the fun still to be had in timing and memorizing the patterns and figuring out when to use your uppercuts, dodge, swing left/right, or block. Considering the limits of the NES controller, it’s pretty amazing what they did here. And no, I still can’t beat Iron Mike after all these years. I only new one kid who could. His name was Jason Montgomery and he was a video game savant.
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Karate Champ
I remember being a kid and thinking a Karate Kid game would be pretty cool. After playing this game, I regret ever thinking such things. To be fair, I’m sure the devs didn’t set out to please my inner child, but I’m not so sure they weren’t actively trying to bully him either.
Rollergames
Double Dragon meets Rollerskating? What’s not to love??!? Well, besides the controls I mean. They are wonky as fuck and you die a lot when you build up speed. On the upside you get infinite continues. Honestly, give it a go if you’re going for a retro night. There are worse games out there than this little gem. And you don’t get these weird mashup games anymore with AAA titles sucking all the air out of the room.
Wrecking Crew
If you’re looking for a game that is nothing like you might expect after watching Wreck It Ralph, you should play this. For a retro game it’s got some interesting features. It’s sort of a mix of puzzle and Donkey Kong – esque platformer. It’s hard though, like.. really really hard. Use a game genie or be a masochist, your choice. Overall, the real fun comes in being able to create your own levels a-la excite bike. But, like excitebike, don’t plan on saving those creations once you hit the power button. Someone wrecked it by not including a battery pack. Not even Fix it Felix can help you with that.
Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball
You know what sucks more than baseball? A videogame about baseball. You know what sucks more than that? An NES video game about baseball. I mean, sure, RBI baseball had it’s moments. Unfortunately none of them can be found in this steaming turd pile.
Does anyone know who Roger Clemens is? Does anyone care? Should anyone play this game? Is there anything MVP about it? Will baseball ever NOT suck? I answer all these questions after the break.
Super Spike V’Ball
Let’s just be clear – sports games generally suck. This one… um.. doesn’t? I mean it does, but it sucks because it’s an NES sports game and we’re in 2016. Back in the day this was one of the ones my friends and I played quite a bit. That said, Kings of the Beach was better. Really all this has going for it is you can button mash B to get a super spike or button mash B for defense of a super spike. Oh… and you can use a 4-score to play 4 players. Good luck finding 4 people who want this kind of pain in today’s gaming world though.
Yoshi’s Cookie
For a retro puzzle game, it’s not bad. At least it’s not another Tetris clone. There are better ways to spend your time though. The cookie shifting can be a little confusing at first. Really the magic for me was seeing Yoshi in an NES game. My first time seeing Yoshi was in the SNES Super Mario World. I had no idea he had a life before that. Unfortunately, that life involved Mario tossing his cookies.
Final Fantasy (for IOS)
This is the best game ever. Well… the original Final Fantasy for the NES is tied with the original Legend of Zelda for the best games ever. Honestly, I’m biased since I wasted a good chunk of my childhood on both of those games. So feel free to disagree with the perfect rating I gave it, but, if you do, you should also get used to the feeling of being wrong.
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Review: Batman Arkham Asylum
I’ve heard a lot of praise for Batman: Arkham Asylum, so decided to give it a shot since it was a free download for playstation plus members. As usual, I only put a few hours into the game, so this isn’t a comprehensive review of every aspect, but rather an overview to see if it’s worth putting your time into.
Review: Archer The Danger Zone Board Game
If you love the cartoon Archer, you’ll love this game! If you don’t like the show or have never seen it, you’ll love this game if you like screwing your friends over. You don’t win the game, you just try to be the first person to not lose.