True story, I only know how to make this game tolerable because my friends and I played the shit out of it when it came out. Turns out the castle is called Castle Garland and we were convinced there was a Final Fantasy 1 easter egg somewhere in it. Spoiler alert -...
This game doesn't know whether it wants to be a space sim or a side scrolling shooter and manages to fail at both. You might think they should have stuck to one or the other but I think that would have just been worse, if at all possible. It gets a 2/10 in case you...
I know what you're asking yourself "How could he give an old NES pinball game a perfect score?!?!" Well just sit right back and listen to my tale... I recently had a party in which 3 very attractive ladies found my retro game room. One of them had a childhood love of...