NES

This is another one of those nostalgia titles for me. Brings me back to summers in front of the TV trying to accomplish the impossible. If you pick it up, get yourself an NES advantage with working turbo. It's a lifesaver. The only real downside to this game is that...

I apparently like to play shitty sports games so you don't have to. Honestly, I gave it a shot since it's got Mario and I was curious how far they came from this to Wii Sports Golf. The answer is Lightyears. This is the worst golf game I have ever played. And I've...

I did not expect to like this game but I did! Sure the physics are a bit weird but it's a fun mashup of RPG and pinball that somehow works. The story isn't winning any awards but what do you want in an 8-bit game? Full disclosure - I didn't play any of the modes other...

There's nothing to special about this platformer. But It's not bad either. Annoying until you get the gun and the corkscrew. Probably the biggest thing going for it is the blue cart color and the fact that it's hard to find since it's not a licensed NES game.

Despite being based on a movie, I was going to give this game 2/10. Then I remembered Tom Cruise was in the movie. It's not as bad if you imagine you're Ricky Bobby though.

I hate this game but I also can't put it down. I think that means it's good... or I'm just stubborn. Either way here's a protip: Bust this baby out at a party when your friends insist they are "good" to drive home.