Reviews

True story, I only know how to make this game tolerable because my friends and I played the shit out of it when it came out. Turns out the castle is called Castle Garland and we were convinced there was a Final Fantasy 1 easter egg somewhere in it. Spoiler alert -...

This game doesn't know whether it wants to be a space sim or a side scrolling shooter and manages to fail at both. You might think they should have stuck to one or the other but I think that would have just been worse, if at all possible.  It gets a 2/10 in case you...

I know what you're asking yourself "How could he give an old NES pinball game a perfect score?!?!" Well just sit right back and listen to my tale... I recently had a party in which 3 very attractive ladies found my retro game room. One of them had a childhood love of...

This is another one of those nostalgia titles for me. Brings me back to summers in front of the TV trying to accomplish the impossible. If you pick it up, get yourself an NES advantage with working turbo. It's a lifesaver. The only real downside to this game is that...

I apparently like to play shitty sports games so you don't have to. Honestly, I gave it a shot since it's got Mario and I was curious how far they came from this to Wii Sports Golf. The answer is Lightyears. This is the worst golf game I have ever played. And I've...

I did not expect to like this game but I did! Sure the physics are a bit weird but it's a fun mashup of RPG and pinball that somehow works. The story isn't winning any awards but what do you want in an 8-bit game? Full disclosure - I didn't play any of the modes other...