You know what sucks more than baseball? A videogame about baseball. You know what sucks more than that? An NES video game about baseball. I mean, sure, RBI baseball had it’s moments. Unfortunately none of them can be found in this steaming turd pile.
Does anyone know who Roger Clemens is? Does anyone care? Should anyone play this game? Is there anything MVP about it? Will baseball ever NOT suck? I answer all these questions after the break.
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No.
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