I know what you’re asking yourself “How could he give an old NES pinball game a perfect score?!?!” Well just sit right back and listen to my tale…

I recently had a party in which 3 very attractive ladies found my retro game room. One of them had a childhood love of this particular game and had me get it up and going. Being a good party host I did, then left to do other party hosting duties. Did I mention they were topless? Anyway, I came back about 30 minutes later and they wanted me to hang out and play with them (play the game you perverts). Long story longer, I don’t really remember much about the game cause I kept imagining having a time machine and trying to explain to 14 year old todd that he would have a game room and be hosting a party where hot, topless, women were playing an NES pinball game. The moral of this story is Boobs = Perfect score.