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Jaws

Jaws

Do. Not. Play. Games. Based. On. Movies. It gets a 1/10 because one of my friends really likes it. I do not understand why.

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Mickey Mousecapade

Mickey Mousecapade

Recipe for finding your soul mate: Step 1 - Play this game with a romantic prospect for an hour. Step 2 - Check to see if you either of you has murdered the other. Step 3 - If you are both still alive, marry the other person. Seriously though, the two player mode is...

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Karate Champ

Karate Champ

I remember being a kid and thinking a Karate Kid game would be pretty cool. After playing this game, I regret ever thinking such things. To be fair, I'm sure the devs didn't set out to please my inner child, but I'm not so sure they weren't actively trying to bully...

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Rollergames

Rollergames

Double Dragon meets Rollerskating? What's not to love??!? Well, besides the controls I mean. They are wonky as fuck and you die a lot when you build up speed. On the upside you get infinite continues. Honestly, give it a go if you're going for a retro night. There are...

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Wrecking Crew

Wrecking Crew

If you're looking for a game that is nothing like you might expect after watching Wreck It Ralph, you should play this. For a retro game it's got some interesting features. It's sort of a mix of puzzle and Donkey Kong - esque platformer. It's hard though, like.....

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Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball

Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball

You know what sucks more than baseball? A videogame about baseball. You know what sucks more than that? An NES video game about baseball. I mean, sure, RBI baseball had it's moments. Unfortunately none of them can be found in this steaming turd pile. Does anyone know...

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