Ok. The 9/10 score is probably more nostagia than anything. That said, this game holds up surprisingly well. The graphics are what you expect from an 8-bit game and the sound is what it is. The real star though (no, not Mike Tyson), is the fun still to be had in...
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Karate Champ
I remember being a kid and thinking a Karate Kid game would be pretty cool. After playing this game, I regret ever thinking such things. To be fair, I'm sure the devs didn't set out to please my inner child, but I'm not so sure they weren't actively trying to bully...
Rollergames
Double Dragon meets Rollerskating? What's not to love??!? Well, besides the controls I mean. They are wonky as fuck and you die a lot when you build up speed. On the upside you get infinite continues. Honestly, give it a go if you're going for a retro night. There are...
Wrecking Crew
If you're looking for a game that is nothing like you might expect after watching Wreck It Ralph, you should play this. For a retro game it's got some interesting features. It's sort of a mix of puzzle and Donkey Kong - esque platformer. It's hard though, like.....
Roger Clemens’ MVP Baseball
You know what sucks more than baseball? A videogame about baseball. You know what sucks more than that? An NES video game about baseball. I mean, sure, RBI baseball had it's moments. Unfortunately none of them can be found in this steaming turd pile. Does anyone know...
Super Spike V’Ball
Let's just be clear - sports games generally suck. This one... um.. doesn't? I mean it does, but it sucks because it's an NES sports game and we're in 2016. Back in the day this was one of the ones my friends and I played quite a bit. That said, Kings of the Beach was...
Yoshi’s Cookie
For a retro puzzle game, it's not bad. At least it's not another Tetris clone. There are better ways to spend your time though. The cookie shifting can be a little confusing at first. Really the magic for me was seeing Yoshi in an NES game. My first time seeing Yoshi...
Learn 2 Fly (for iOS)
There’s always that one sibling who is never quite as good as his brother or sister. One is the star quarterback and manages to get straight A’s while the other is lucky not to spill ketchup on himself during lunch period and walk around with lettuce in his teeth the...
Final Fantasy (for IOS)
This is the best game ever. Well... the original Final Fantasy for the NES is tied with the original Legend of Zelda for the best games ever. Honestly, I'm biased since I wasted a good chunk of my childhood on both of those games. So feel free to disagree with the...
Madburger 3
The Ups: This is your typical launcher upgrade flash game. The theme is cute and simplistic, and the goals are straight forward. Set in the Wild West, your objective is to build a burger with the best ingredients, and then launch it over the desert. The farther you...